Teacher: 'Now, for homework this week, I want each of you to write an original short story.'
Me: 'Excuse me Miss, are we allowed to use strong language?'
'Well, you're fifth years now, so I'd say you're old enough to use colourful language in your stories. However, I'll only allow it if it's necessary to the story, and not just swearing for the sake of it. Why, what kind of story were you thinking about writing?'
'Uh, the working title's Mr
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