ABCDEFGHIJK

[rebbonk]

My wife asked me to describe her. I said, "You're abcdefghijk."

She said, "What does that mean?"

I said, "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot."

"Ah that's nice," said said. "But what is ijk?"

I said,

Spoiler:

"I'm just kidding!"

[dutchman]