Bear and a rabbit

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A bear and a rabbit were using the toilets in the woods.

The bear turns around and asks the rabbit: "I say, Mr Rabbit, does this stuff ever stick to your fur?"

The Rabbit was very proud of his plush white hairy bits, so naturally he replied: "Why, Mr Bear, no, of course not."

Spoiler:

So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his bum with him.