"What's the matter mate?", I asked.
"Cyril Smith's died", he replied.
"Oh, I'm sorry mate, were you close?" I continued.
"Never met the bloke. Ever." the workman sobbed.
"So why the crying?" I asked.
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Grave situation
by rebbonk » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:09 am
I was walking thorough the cemetery today when I met a bloke in a hi-viz vest crying.
"What's the matter mate?", I asked.
"Cyril Smith's died", he replied.
"Oh, I'm sorry mate, were you close?" I continued.
"Never met the bloke. Ever." the workman sobbed.
"So why the crying?" I asked.
"What's the matter mate?", I asked.
"Cyril Smith's died", he replied.
"Oh, I'm sorry mate, were you close?" I continued.
"Never met the bloke. Ever." the workman sobbed.
"So why the crying?" I asked.
who has to dig his grave"Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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