Out for a meal...

[rebbonk]

I went for a meal the other day with a few friends.

I ordered cod and chips.

As my meal arrived, I said to the waitress, "Is my fish still alive?"

She looked confused as she replied, "No, why?"

I can't explain the look on her face when I said,

Spoiler:

"Because it looks like it's eaten half of my chips.

"