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by rebbonk » Sat Mar 05, 2022 4:06 pm

Girlfriend: "Hold me tight, wrap your arms around me and never let me go."

Wife: "Your bl**dy knee is on my side of the bed again!"

Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.

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