Horse racing

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Horse racing

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 21, 2022 1:43 pm

I was at the horse racing this weekend.

Minding my own business, this bloke sidled up to me and said, "Pssst do you want the winner of the next race?"

I said, "No thanks mate,
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