The judge said, "What did you take?"
She replied, "A tin of pears."
"How many pears in the tin?"
"6."
"Ok, I'm giving you 6 weeks in prison to teach you a lesson."
Her husband stood up and said, "Excuse me,
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Shoplifting
by rebbonk » Wed Feb 16, 2022 1:54 pm
A woman was in court for shoplifting.
The judge said, "What did you take?"
She replied, "A tin of pears."
"How many pears in the tin?"
"6."
"Ok, I'm giving you 6 weeks in prison to teach you a lesson."
Her husband stood up and said, "Excuse me,
The judge said, "What did you take?"
She replied, "A tin of pears."
"How many pears in the tin?"
"6."
"Ok, I'm giving you 6 weeks in prison to teach you a lesson."
Her husband stood up and said, "Excuse me,
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