New restaurant

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New restaurant

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 05, 2022 2:46 pm

My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.

"Did you smell that food?" she said. "It was absolutely incredible, and it is our anniversary tomorrow" she added.

"S*d it," I thought. I'll treat her...

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So I walked her past it again!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: New restaurant

Postby dutchman » Sat Feb 05, 2022 6:43 pm

:lol:
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