A mother was amused and proud when she noticed her five year old son playing "Church" with the family cat.
The cat was listening as the child preached to him. A little while later she heard screams and hissing coming from the cat. She found her son immersing the cat in the bathtub.
"What are you doing?" she yelled.
"I'm baptising him" said her son.
"Stop it" she said "cats hate water."
Her son replied