Scouser gets a job

[rebbonk]

I was interviewing candidates for a job helping out with the cattle on my farm. Literally the second guy came in and said straight away - "Alright la, I'm from Liverpool. I'm a Scouser!"

"Liverpool you say. Fantastic. Say no more. You've got the job. I'll take you to the cow" - I said offering my hand in congratulations.

We shook hands but he looked confused and said - "Just like that? Don't you want to interview me first? And why straight to the cow?"

"Cos you said you're a Scouser" - I replied. "I know that no matter what happens,

Spoiler:

you'll keep milking it"

[dutchman]