In the barbers

[rebbonk]

A man goes into the barbers with Little Johnny. He has his hair cut and waits for Little Johnny to take his turn. He tells him, he’ll be back soon.

After Little Johnny has his hair cut, the barber asks “When do you think your dad will be back?”

“He isn’t my dad”, replied Little Johnny.

“Who is he then?”, asks the barber.

“God knows”, he replied,

Spoiler:

“just some random bloke who asked if I wanted a free haircut.”

[dutchman]