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Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 17, 2021 1:39 pm

A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realised what he had done and said: "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home".

A voice from the back of the room replied
Spoiler:
"There's a bl**dy calendar behind you..."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Speech

Postby dutchman » Sat Sep 18, 2021 2:30 am

:lol:
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