Hungry dog?

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Hungry dog?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:57 pm

A bloke knocked on my door this morning.

He said, "your dog's just eaten my hat."

I said " I couldn't care less, I'm not buying you another one.

He said "I don't like your attitude".

I said,
Spoiler:
"It's not my hat he chewed it's your hat he chewed".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Hungry dog?

Postby dutchman » Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:21 pm

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