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Hurry up!

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 07, 2021 12:17 pm

My wife was whinging at me to hurry up as we had an urgent appointment,

"I won't be long love, " I said, "the cricket will be over soon,
Spoiler:
England have just gone in to bat. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Hurry up!

Postby dutchman » Tue Sep 07, 2021 1:48 pm

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