A policeman calls

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A policeman calls

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 02, 2021 1:09 pm

A policeman knocked on my door today and said "Do you know where your neighbour Sidney is? We need to speak to him regarding a burglary."

"Is he not at home?" I asked.

"Not when we checked a few moments ago."

"Have you tried Mr. Grayson's house?" I suggested.

"Why would he be there?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"He's on holiday."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: A policeman calls

Postby dutchman » Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:38 pm

:lol:
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