Murderer

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Murderer

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 10, 2021 12:46 pm

I was in town today when I witnessed a city council worker stamp on, and kill, a snail.

I tackled him about it, telling him it was an act of murder.

He looked at me and snarled, "It was his own fault! The b*st*rd had
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been following me around all day"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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