Meeting with the headmaster

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Meeting with the headmaster

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 10, 2021 12:35 pm

I got called into school by my 8-year old's teacher. When I got there I found myself in a room with him and the headmaster.

"We asked the class to draw something that they liked to do with their parents, and Tom drew this," he said, sliding a piece of paper towards me.

My blood ran cold as I looked at the picture. Despite the childish depiction, there was no doubting what the drawing was showing.

"Look," I stammered, "It was only the one time and I can assure you that it won't happen again."

"It's a little late for that don't you think?" remarked the headmaster, "I think this is a clear case of child abuse."

"OK, OK! So I
Spoiler:
took him to see Coventry City play, but I got the tickets free from a bloke in work."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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