Shopping for a dress

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Shopping for a dress

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 05, 2021 11:34 am

My wife was looking at an evening dress in an expensive shop.

"It's beautiful, isn't it?" she said, holding it up so I could see.

"Yes, " I replied, "I wonder if they have it in
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your shape. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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