How to live a long life...

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

How to live a long life...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 30, 2021 12:47 pm

THE SECRETS TO A LONG LIFE:

1. No smoking
2. No alcohol
3. No drugs
4. No sex
5. Become a vegan
6. Consume less than 1000 calories a day

To be honest,
Spoiler:
you won't actually live any longer, it'll just seem like it.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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