Perfect man

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Perfect man

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 23, 2021 12:11 pm

The perfect man:
Wakes up at 5 am every day
Exercises every day
Makes his own bed
Cleans his room
Works sincerely
Does not touch alcohol
Helps in the kitchen
Does not indulge in nightlife
Is always punctual
Prays daily
Reads
Goes to bed at 9 pm sharp.

Where do you find such perfect men?
Answer:
Spoiler:
Prison.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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