Scared daughter

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Scared daughter

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:10 pm

My four year old daughter came into my bedroom in the middle of the night and said, "Daddy I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"

"No," I replied as I put her back in her bed,
Spoiler:
"I'm not having that ugly monster follow you into my room."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Scared daughter

Postby dutchman » Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:44 pm

:lol:
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