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Distraught wife

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 26, 2021 12:41 pm

My wife was distraught when she learned the producers of BBC's DIY SOS had rejected her application.

Apparently,
Spoiler:
having a "lazy fat b*st*rd for a husband" didn't meet the show's strict selection criteria.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Distraught wife

Postby dutchman » Wed May 26, 2021 4:04 pm

:lol:
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