I've just been duffed up by a big gang of rufty tuftys.
I was walking by them outside the pub, wearing my very tight leather shorts and one of them shouted to me, "Christ Almighty, how the hell do you get in them?"
I replied,
Spoiler:
"Buy me a sweet sherry Darling, that usually does the trick".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.