Toothpaste

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Toothpaste

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:26 pm

I was chatting to the dentist.

"What's the best toothpaste?" I asked him.

"Colgate," he said. "It kills 99.9% of bacteria in your mouth."

"So what about Colgate Sensitive?"

"It kills the same amount," he explained,
Spoiler:
"but it doesn't hurt their feelings."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Toothpaste

Postby dutchman » Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:56 pm

:lol:
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