Financial planning

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Financial planning

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:44 am

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sicky father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment seminar, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I'll inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card ....
Spoiler:
three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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