Three Englishman in a pub are looking for a fight. There's an Irishman sitting at the end of the bar.
The first Englishman, Matt, goes up to the Irishman and says "St. Patrick was a faggot. He was a self-righteous ignorant numptie and nobody likes him, innit".
"Oh right" said the Irishman and carried on drinking.
The next Englishman, Paul, goes up and says "Oi, mate, St Patrick was a real soft faggot. He couldn't hold his drink, was a puff and couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag".
"Fair enough" said the Irishman but carried on drinking.
The last Englishman says to his mates "Look lads. You don't know what you're doing. I'll show you how to wind this Paddy up". He goes over to the Irishman and says "St. Patrick was an Englishman".
There's a deadly silence. The Irishman puts down his pint, turns round and says