Little Johnny does maths

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Little Johnny does maths

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:33 am

TEACHER: "If I gave you two rabbits, plus another two rabbits, plus another two, how many will you have?"
JOHNNY: "Seven, Sir."

TEACHER: "No. Listen carefully. If I gave you two rabbits, plus another two rabbits, plus another two, how many will you have?"
JOHNNY: "Seven."

TEACHER: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, plus another two apples and another two, how many will you have?"
JOHNNY: "Six."

TEACHER: "Good. Now, if I gave you two rabbits, plus another two rabbits, plus another two, how many will you have?"
JOHNNY: "Seven!"

TEACHER: "Where the hell do you get seven from?"
JOHNNY:
Spoiler:
"I already have one at home, Sir!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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