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Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 19, 2021 1:25 pm

In bed last night I got the distinct impression my wife had stopped breathing.

A quick check revealed she hadn't
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and I needed to hold the pillow down tighter.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Not breathing

Postby Melisandre » Fri Feb 19, 2021 6:51 pm

:-D
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Re: Not breathing

Postby dutchman » Fri Feb 19, 2021 9:24 pm

:lol:
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