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Ice Skating

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 01, 2021 1:47 pm

Went on a date to an ice skating rink with this sexy bird. So I fell over and grabbed my knee pretending that I was in pain, trying to get her sympathy.

Instead, she just stood there, cringing.

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As did everyone else in the reception area.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Ice Skating

Postby Melisandre » Mon Feb 01, 2021 2:52 pm

:lol:
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