Dog

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Dog

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 25, 2021 1:32 pm

Dog owner: "I got this new dog and have been teaching it a few tricks"

Me: "Tell me what tricks it does then"

Dog owner: Ok, when Liverpool lose in the league it sits down, then when Liverpool draw in the league it rolls over.

Me: What does it do when Liverpool win?

Dog owner:
Spoiler:
Don't know, I've only had him 6 weeks.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dog

Postby dutchman » Mon Jan 25, 2021 11:51 pm

:lol:
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Re: Dog

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jan 26, 2021 1:35 pm

:lol:
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