Beat the children

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Beat the children

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 27, 2020 2:26 pm

"What did you do today?," asked my wife.

"I beat the children," I replied.

"Why the hell did you do that?" she shouted.

"At a game," I explained.

"Oh, what game was that?" she asked.

Spoiler:
"Who can punch the hardest," I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Beat the children

Postby Melisandre » Sun Dec 27, 2020 4:30 pm

:lol:
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Re: Beat the children

Postby dutchman » Sun Dec 27, 2020 7:20 pm

:lol:
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