3 French jokes
Sun Aug 01, 2010 3:04 am
Q. What do you call a pointless race that covers around 2,200 miles throughout France?
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The French Government announced today that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
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Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was:
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The French Government announced today that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
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Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was:
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Re: 3 French jokes
Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:51 am
We should start a thread for French jokes!!