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Elton John

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 30, 2020 1:31 pm

Elton John had a narrow escape on the beach yesterday when he got caught in a sudden storm, he was lucky to have only lost only his footwear in a seventy mile an hour gust.

Witnesses said it was like
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a sandal in the wind.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Elton John

Postby Melisandre » Mon Nov 30, 2020 2:49 pm

:lol:
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