An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On another wall is a dazzling array of fine cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession. And I must say, the confessional box is much more
inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies: