Cutting food up

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Cutting food up

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:29 pm

Had dinner once with the family and one of the grandkids needed his food cut up, so I whipped out the pocket knife and sliced up the asparagus and meat for him.

About 5 minutes later, his mum said "Oh my God! Was that your deer skinning knife??!"

"Don't be ridiculous. It's too small for skinning deer".

"Thank God".

Spoiler:
"It's my squirrel skinning knife".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Cutting food up

Postby Melisandre » Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:27 pm

:lol:
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