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Just had a text message

Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:56 am

Just received a text from my friend.

It Read...

"Hi, I'm in the hospital. Don't panic though, I've poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a daffodil bulb.
Spoiler:
I'll be out in the spring."
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