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Matt Hancock

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:57 am

Matt Hancock was visiting an old people’s home as a publicity stunt to show how sympathetic he was to the covid problem in the elderly.

He went up to an old lady in a wheelchair and said “ Do you know who I am?”

“No” she said
Spoiler:
“ but if you ask the nurse on the front desk she will tell you “
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Matt Hancock

Postby Melisandre » Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:26 pm

:lol:
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Re: Matt Hancock

Postby dutchman » Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:39 pm

:lol:
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