Cold

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Cold

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 30, 2020 12:03 pm

I was cuddling with my wife under the blanket on a cold winter night.

"My ar$e is freezing." she whinged.

"Let me check," I replied. "Jesus, it's like Siberia!"

"It's that cold?" she chuckled.

I said, "No,
Spoiler:
it's huge."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Cold

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:30 pm

:rolling:
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