When did you last...?

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When did you last...?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 12, 2020 10:56 am

My girlfriend said to me when I picked her up from work today, "When was the last time you had sex with someone that wasn't me?"

I said, "Before we met."

She smiled. "Aw really? That's so sweet."

"Yes," I replied,
Spoiler:
"About 20 minutes ago."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: When did you last...?

Postby Melisandre » Fri Jun 12, 2020 1:35 pm

:lol:
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