White House meal

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White House meal

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 05, 2020 1:26 pm

During a dull White House dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Secretary of State Tillerson.

"I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say over two hundred words!"

Very impressive," said Tillerson, "but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean.”

"Oh, I know", replied Melania,
Spoiler:
“but neither does the parrot!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: White House meal

Postby Melisandre » Fri Jun 05, 2020 2:49 pm

:lol:
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