Flowers?

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Flowers?

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 20, 2020 12:24 pm

My wife said, "Why don't you get me flowers anymore?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"Because there hasn't been a bad car crash around here for ages."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Flowers?

Postby Melisandre » Wed May 20, 2020 1:18 pm

:lol:
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Re: Flowers?

Postby dutchman » Wed May 20, 2020 7:13 pm

:lol:
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