Scientist are doing an experiment on the human brain to see how much someone can function without certain parts. They remove half the brain and ask the subject to count to ten.
He counts "One, three, five, seven, nine".
Fascinated, they put it back and remove the other half, then ask him to count to ten again.
He counts "Two, four, six, eight, ten".
Finally, they remove the entire brain and ask him to count to ten one more time.
He says
Spoiler:
"I can count to ten, I'm the best with numbers, I have the best numbers, the news, they say I can't count, that's wrong, they're wrong, I think, people, when they think about good numbers, I can count, with any numbers, all the time, better than China, better than anyone..."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
