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Chat up line...

Wed Apr 15, 2026 9:48 am

I saw a pretty lass in the pub last night, so I went over to talk to her.

She said, 'Get lost, loser.'

I replied, 'Loser? Me? I'll have you know I'm in the Guinness Book of Records.'

'Really? What for?'

'Highest reading ever obtained
Spoiler:
on a police breathalyser.'

Re: Chat up line...

Thu Apr 16, 2026 12:17 am

:lol:
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