For sale...

For sale:

Dumb and Ginger are proud to offer an exciting opportunity to own a Seafront Flat in a highly sought-after gay area.

Mistakenly bought, (Don't ask, it's been very taxing!) it is now unexpectedly available due to a job relocation back oop North, and is no longer needed.

We must remind potential purchasers to seek expert legal advice with regard to tax evasion, but stick with us, and we'll see you right.

Best offers please, and Mum's the word.