The 'Rayner' deal...

I was buying my 4th house, and before I paid my property tax, I asked if the Rayner deal was still available.

The bloke said, I'll ask you a few questions and we'll see if you qualify...

"Have you created trust funds for all your children to reduce your tax?

Is everything in your Wife's name?

Do you have a bank account in a tax-free haven?"

Yes, yes and yes, I replied.

Thank you, sir -

Spoiler:

nothing to pay today.