An accountant/banker/Lawyer (take your pick), on a drive to his folks for thanksgiving got lost on a rural Wyoming road. He sees a local and stops.
"Does this road go to Laramie?"
"I dunno"
"Is there a place near here with phone reception so I can make a call?"
"I dunno"
"Well how about a nearby drug store or town - can you tell me how far away one might be?"
"Nope"
"You don't know much do you?"
"Nope