Groaners! (X5)

A new type of broom came out,

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it's sweeping the nation.

It has been discovered that sales of irons

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are decreasing.

My postman should be a comedian,

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his delivery is perfect

I used to be addicted to soap, but

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I'm clean now.

He made a slow start in the sport of weightlifting but

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he picked it up eventually