A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed on her right breast. The romance waned.
In due time, she fell in love with a soldier and had his picture tattooed on her left breast. This romance also waned.
Sometime later, she fell in love with a marine and married him.
One night when they were undressing for bed he began to laugh.
She asked, "What in the world is so funny?"
The Marine said, "