Not coming in...

I got told by a security guard today my dog wasn't allowed to go in the shopping center with me.

"He's a very clever talented dog, he'll be no problem," I said.

"I don't care if he's the Einstien of dogs he's not going in," replied the security guard."

"Why didn't you try harder at school you pathetic imbecile so you don't have to spend your worthless life trying to feel superior in your crap dead end minimum wage job?"

Spoiler:

Said my dog.